Welcome to The Robot Soccer League

Howdy everyone, and welcome to my humble blog. This site is dedicated to taking the best, and most simple things in life and looking at them from a new perspective, just like the underrated Panic! at the Disco song tells us to. For example, what would a Yugoslav football team look like today? Is it possible that Todd Cantwell is the finest footballer of his generation? And did Tornado actually cheat to win the sixth series of Robot Wars?

If you’ve ever had thoughts about any of the above questions, I have a feeling you’ll enjoy this website. If you’re a fan of either football, modern history or robots that fight each other, have a look around and see what interests you. I hope you enjoy, that your experience is enriching, and you don’t get too disturbed by what I think about on a daily basis.


The Signings Norwich City Should Have Made in Summer 2021

It was something of a relief when Norwich City’s trip to Leicester was called off just before the UK welcomed in 2022. The squad has been decimated with injuries and COVID-19 cases, meaning that a potential cricket score would have come out of the King Power. That might seem like an exaggeration, but after this …


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