BattleBots: Bounty Hunters – Predictions for Episode 6

Good afternoon, evening, whenever you’re reading, comrades, and, if you’re anything like me, you’re still reeling over the fact that the regular season of BattleBots has drawn to a close for another year. After fourteen rollercoaster weeks, we finally know who has lifted the Giant Nut (I won’t say who incase some people here haven’t watched …

BattleBots: Bounty Hunters – Predictions for Episode 5

Good afternoon, evening, whenever you’re reading, my dear comrades, and welcome to my predictions for the final episode of this season of BattleB- no, wait, that’s tomorrow. This is predictions for the latest episode of Bounty Hunters, which also drops on Thursday. Yup, we’re really getting spoiled for choice this week, there’s almost too much to keep up …

BattleBots 2020: Episode 11 in Review

Good morning, afternoon, evening, whenever you’re reading, comrades, and welcome to another BattleBots write-up from your favourite sarcastic, no-f*cks-given, narcissistic robotic combat writer. No, not BattleBots Update, but me. In my vague attempts to fill the gap in the market of the above criteria in their much-maligned absence, I present before you a review of the eleventh …

BattleBots 2020: What the Top 32 Should Look Like

Good evening, comrades, and welcome to a sort-of-special edition of this website’s most beloved series, the power rankings. Yes, even though the top 32 seedings have all been revealed, are all done and dusted, there’s still plenty to discuss. For you see, the top 32 hasn’t been without its fair share of controversy, as you …