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Good afternoon, evening, whenever you’re reading, comrades, and, if you’re anything like me, you’re still reeling over the fact that the regular season of BattleBots has drawn to a close for another year. After fourteen rollercoaster weeks, we finally know who has lifted the Giant Nut (I won’t say who incase some people here haven’t watched …
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Well, comrades, this is the end. After fourteen long weeks of ups, downs, side-to-sides, massive yeets, explosions, bike racks, and an unparalleled level of love for P1 of all robots, we’ve reached the end of the 2020 season of BattleBots. In so many ways this season has been the most unexpected of all – literally, since …
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Good afternoon, evening, whenever you’re reading, my dear comrades, and welcome to my predictions for the final episode of this season of BattleB- no, wait, that’s tomorrow. This is predictions for the latest episode of Bounty Hunters, which also drops on Thursday. Yup, we’re really getting spoiled for choice this week, there’s almost too much to keep up …
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Good afternoon, evening, whenever you’re reading my dear comrades, and welcome to the penultimate write-up of the season. I know, just as we were given something to live for with some robot-fighting goodness,it suddenly comes to and end, and we’re left to squat in existential dread waiting for the announcement that season six will indeed …
Good afternoon, evening, whenever you’re reading, comrades, and welcome to some top 16 predictions. I know, it feels like just yesterday when the regular season was kicking off, the excitement was only just dawning on us that we were still getting a new season of BattleBots despite everything going on in the world, the fascination surrounding …
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Good afternoon, evening, whenever you’re reading, my dear comrades, and a warm welcome to the only review of the latest episode of BattleBots that really matters – this one! At least that’s why I hope you’re here. Thursday night’s episode offered us so many thrills, spills, and distinct lack of drills (R.I.P. Rusty), and now we, as …
Good morning, afternoon, evening, whenever you’re reading, my dearest comrades, and welcome to another load of BattleBots predictions. That’s right, the top 32 isn’t done just yet, as we venture over from the left of the bracket to the right of it. As a website that’s all about its socialism, you can understand how that makes …
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Good morning, afternoon, evening, whenever you’re reading, comrades, and welcome to another BattleBots write-up from your favourite sarcastic, no-f*cks-given, narcissistic robotic combat writer. No, not BattleBots Update, but me. In my vague attempts to fill the gap in the market of the above criteria in their much-maligned absence, I present before you a review of the eleventh …
Good afternoon, comrades, and welcome to the top 32. I know, it feels like just yesterday that we’d been shown the full field of bots, the excitement of a surprise new season amid a global pandemic was still fresh, and any vague semblances of controversy were but a distant headache in the back of our …
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Good evening, comrades, and welcome to a sort-of-special edition of this website’s most beloved series, the power rankings. Yes, even though the top 32 seedings have all been revealed, are all done and dusted, there’s still plenty to discuss. For you see, the top 32 hasn’t been without its fair share of controversy, as you …
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