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Good afternoon, comrades, and welcome to the thing you’ve all been waiting for – at long last, it’s time to take a look at episode ten of BattleBots 2020. The final episode of the regular season, eight bots at 1-1 looking to consolidate a spot in the top 32, a whole lot to get through and so little …
Good evening my dear comrades, and welcome to another belated review of everyone’s favourite currently ongoing robotic combat television show. That’s right, it’s BattleBots 2020, and today it’s the turn of episode nine. Now, yes, I know what you’re thinking – by the time this review goes out, we’ll have already seen episode ten and discovered …
Good evening, comrades, and welcome to a very belated review of the eighth episode of BattleBots 2020. Yes, it’s been like two weeks since we saw the carnage from this episode unfold, but to be honest lockdown’s had me feeling a bit rough and not much in the mood for reviewing things. But at least it’s …
Good evening, comrades, and welcome to crunch time. The final episode of the BattleBots 2020. It’s been a long, wild ride to get to this point, but it’s now time to sort the top 32 out. To be honest, I think we probably already know most of the bots that will end up in the championship bracket, …
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How do you do comrades, and welcome to another BattleBots: Bounty Hunters prediction extravaganza. I know, two predictions in two days, isn’t it just a wonderful thing having two bounties drop on the same day? Especially on such a wonderful service like Discovery+ that lets us UK viewers access their entire catalogue of programming at a …
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Good evening comrades, and welcome back to Bounty Hunters. I know, it’s been, like, a whole month since we’ve had the chance to do some predictions for this new-fangled spin-off the Gods of BattleBots have blessed us with, and yet, here we are. Come Thursday the 11th, we’ve got two all-new bounties to look forward to. …
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Good evening comrades, and welcome back to your favourite time of the week, brought to you by someone you either don’t know, or are wholly indifferent about, it’s the BattleBots power rankings. I know, I’ve been looking forward to this as well. Sadly, this is the penultimate, possibly final edition of the power rankings, which I’m …
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Good evening, comrades, it’s ya boi, back at it again with another round of ridiculous robot predictions to help you get through another cold, dreary Thursday. Now, we’ve been having a pretty decent amount of success at this predicting game recently, and last week was no exception, clocking in with a 5-2 record. Much to …
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Good evening, comrades, and welcome back to the second-best robot-combat-list-based content on the internet from the fourth-best football/robot combat/socialist history website there is. It is, of course, the power rankings. If last week’s list was an unorganised mess, well, you ain’t seen nothing yet, kids. This sh*t is becoming harder to rank by the episode. …
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Good morning all my robot comrades, it’s me, back again, just in time for some halfway stage robot predictions. Wow, eight episodes in already, where does the time go? We’re coming in hot from last week’s roaring success which saw a near-unprecedented 6 out of 7 predictions come true. Yes, it was possibly the most …
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